Hey recruiters! Here are some tips for not making me think you’re lower than a used car salesman:
1. Don’t misspell my name.
2. Don’t fill your email to me with stupid sounding superlatives like “ultra-new” and “ultra-cool”.
3. Don’t send the same exact email to BOTH my personal AND work emails. Heck, don’t send ANYTHING to my work email, k?
4. Don’t send me job opps for AOL.
That’s all. Bye.